The death of another Minnesotan at the hands of ICE has provoked a national outcry. Border Patrol head honcho Dan Bovino has stood by his claim that Alex Pretti was a danger to ICE officers, and deserved to be pepper-sprayed, disarmed, and shot in the back while he was lying in the street. As a DHS spokesman explained:
“A lot of this liberal outrage stems from the fact that the guy was an ICU nurse. ICU nurses are mistakenly thought to be well-trained professionals, with a calm bedside manner consistent with treating the gravely ill people whose lives are in their hands. In particular, whiny leftists are crying about Pretti being an ICU nurse in a VA hospital, entrusted with the care of those who have served this country, as if that entitled him in some ACLU fantasy world not to be shot down in public.
“Nothing could be further from the truth. ICU nurses are inherently mentally unstable. Many times, beneath that caring exterior there beats the heart of a leftist terrorist, who can’t wait to ‘pull the plug’ on ICE patriots, who are only doing their job, tear-gassing protesters and knocking woman around.
“The fact is, all that beeping and booping, all those IV tubes and dangling electrodes, the pressure of herding their patients away from the Tunnel of Light, makes your average ICU nurse a slobbering sociopath by the time they clock out. And if that nurse choses to head to a protest against ICE getting their hands on more schoolchildren and their parents and swiftly ejecting them from America, as your president promised, instead of having a bottle of wine and watching Netflix, he’s on his own, as far as getting mercilessly shot to death goes.
“The VA angle makes a guy like Pretti even more dangerous. PTSD is thought by some to be contagious, and those hospitals are full of guys passing around PTSD germs. That nurse might have thought he was in the jungles of Nam or the streets of Baghdad when he went after ICE, and in some hallucinatory way, imagined he was going up against Charlie or a bunch of dead-ender hajis, and had to be drilled full of hot lead to save American law-enforcement lives.
“He could have been affected by vaccine-shedding, too, because Biden made all those guys get vaccinated. Vaccine shedding is thought to cause mental confusion and psychotic behavior, especially by people who aren’t really scientists but shit their pants about vaccines. I refer you to RFK Jr., our Secretary of Health, on the dangers of getting vaccinated for anything, or even of hanging out with people who are vaccinated, which Pretti certainly did.
“So, sad as him getting pumped full of bullets while lying face down of the street may have been, it may not have been this deranged nurse’s fault.
“It was probably Biden’s.”
“A lot of this liberal outrage stems from the fact that the guy was an ICU nurse. ICU nurses are mistakenly thought to be well-trained professionals, with a calm bedside manner consistent with treating the gravely ill people whose lives are in their hands. In particular, whiny leftists are crying about Pretti being an ICU nurse in a VA hospital, entrusted with the care of those who have served this country, as if that entitled him in some ACLU fantasy world not to be shot down in public.
“Nothing could be further from the truth. ICU nurses are inherently mentally unstable. Many times, beneath that caring exterior there beats the heart of a leftist terrorist, who can’t wait to ‘pull the plug’ on ICE patriots, who are only doing their job, tear-gassing protesters and knocking woman around.
“The fact is, all that beeping and booping, all those IV tubes and dangling electrodes, the pressure of herding their patients away from the Tunnel of Light, makes your average ICU nurse a slobbering sociopath by the time they clock out. And if that nurse choses to head to a protest against ICE getting their hands on more schoolchildren and their parents and swiftly ejecting them from America, as your president promised, instead of having a bottle of wine and watching Netflix, he’s on his own, as far as getting mercilessly shot to death goes.
“The VA angle makes a guy like Pretti even more dangerous. PTSD is thought by some to be contagious, and those hospitals are full of guys passing around PTSD germs. That nurse might have thought he was in the jungles of Nam or the streets of Baghdad when he went after ICE, and in some hallucinatory way, imagined he was going up against Charlie or a bunch of dead-ender hajis, and had to be drilled full of hot lead to save American law-enforcement lives.
“He could have been affected by vaccine-shedding, too, because Biden made all those guys get vaccinated. Vaccine shedding is thought to cause mental confusion and psychotic behavior, especially by people who aren’t really scientists but shit their pants about vaccines. I refer you to RFK Jr., our Secretary of Health, on the dangers of getting vaccinated for anything, or even of hanging out with people who are vaccinated, which Pretti certainly did.
“So, sad as him getting pumped full of bullets while lying face down of the street may have been, it may not have been this deranged nurse’s fault.
“It was probably Biden’s.”
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