Joe Biden's first act, as President in waiting, was to assemble a task force to fight the plague, which is spreading all over America like grease on a griddle.
This indicates that Biden and the Dems are going to ignore America's imaginary problems. Under Joe, transgenders will be allowed to take over the military. Late term abortions will still be performed at a sizzling rate of less than 1% of all procedures. People will continue to stuff themselves with gay wedding cake.
The border wall won't be built, making it easier for Mexicans and Central Americans to sneak over the border and pick our food and pack our meat and speak Spanish at Walmart. Hillary will not be locked up. Water fixtures will continue to dribble at Obama-era water pressures. Voter fraud will still happen at a nearly nonexistent level.
Black lives will continue to matter. Muslims will not be banned. People will continue to say "Happy Holidays."
America will continue its drift towards socialism, which Republicans define as the government working for all its people, instead of it just working for people with more than two vacation homes.
Four years, at least, of stark disregard of these issues loom before us. And no nude pictures of the First Lady on the Internet to distract us.
It's going to be hell.
In the meantime, I'm taking a little break over here. Be back in December.
Gobble, gobble. And, oh yeah, happy holidays.
This indicates that Biden and the Dems are going to ignore America's imaginary problems. Under Joe, transgenders will be allowed to take over the military. Late term abortions will still be performed at a sizzling rate of less than 1% of all procedures. People will continue to stuff themselves with gay wedding cake.
The border wall won't be built, making it easier for Mexicans and Central Americans to sneak over the border and pick our food and pack our meat and speak Spanish at Walmart. Hillary will not be locked up. Water fixtures will continue to dribble at Obama-era water pressures. Voter fraud will still happen at a nearly nonexistent level.
Black lives will continue to matter. Muslims will not be banned. People will continue to say "Happy Holidays."
America will continue its drift towards socialism, which Republicans define as the government working for all its people, instead of it just working for people with more than two vacation homes.
Four years, at least, of stark disregard of these issues loom before us. And no nude pictures of the First Lady on the Internet to distract us.
It's going to be hell.
In the meantime, I'm taking a little break over here. Be back in December.
Gobble, gobble. And, oh yeah, happy holidays.
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