Do you think those tits are real? The Trump-West bromance will almost certainly result in Kanye being offered one of the many vacant or soon to be vacant jobs in the Trump Administration, an anonymous White House source acknowledged earlier today.
“Kanye and the President have much in common, like being tone-deaf egomaniacs prone to bragging about their own intelligence and being married to women who are public whores. Plus, they both hate Obama for being the first black President, Trump because he thinks there shouldn’t be any such thing and West for thinking it should have been him.
“There’s only one black person of any significance in the administration now that Omarosa’s been shitcanned--Ben ‘Furniture Man’ Carson--and adding West would help cement the Presidents strong ties with the black community, many of whose members already ignore his affection for Nazis and white supremacists because they need to keep their menial jobs at Trump Tower or Mar al Lago.
“The most logical spot for Kanye would be the Director of the Veterans Administration, because we need one of those bad. We could make him a Rear Admiral first, as long as he was clear that the title didn’t refer to Kim Kardashian’s ass. That would quiet the critics who might say he didn’t have any military experience. Putting the lives of millions of men and women who have served this country into the hands of a man who’s never served anybody but himself wouldn’t matter to President Trump, because that’s the way that dude rolls, too.
“Or we could let Paul Ryan make him the new House Chaplain. Why select a humble man of God for that job, when you can get a guy who thinks he’s God? Yeezus!
“We realize that Kanye’s a busy guy and may want a special branch of government created for him before he makes his move over from the private sector. Say no more. Plans are already underway for the Department of Dragon Energy, of which he would be the first Secretary.
“In any case, it’s going to happen. The President is especially anxious for Kanye to be at his side when he watches the next Paralympic Games. He’s confided to me, in a way that I think shows he can be sensitive to the less fortunate, ‘Kanye’s not going to find those games tough to watch. He’s done plenty of concerts. He’s used to watching a bunch of retards jumping around.”
“Kanye and the President have much in common, like being tone-deaf egomaniacs prone to bragging about their own intelligence and being married to women who are public whores. Plus, they both hate Obama for being the first black President, Trump because he thinks there shouldn’t be any such thing and West for thinking it should have been him.
“There’s only one black person of any significance in the administration now that Omarosa’s been shitcanned--Ben ‘Furniture Man’ Carson--and adding West would help cement the Presidents strong ties with the black community, many of whose members already ignore his affection for Nazis and white supremacists because they need to keep their menial jobs at Trump Tower or Mar al Lago.
“The most logical spot for Kanye would be the Director of the Veterans Administration, because we need one of those bad. We could make him a Rear Admiral first, as long as he was clear that the title didn’t refer to Kim Kardashian’s ass. That would quiet the critics who might say he didn’t have any military experience. Putting the lives of millions of men and women who have served this country into the hands of a man who’s never served anybody but himself wouldn’t matter to President Trump, because that’s the way that dude rolls, too.
“Or we could let Paul Ryan make him the new House Chaplain. Why select a humble man of God for that job, when you can get a guy who thinks he’s God? Yeezus!
“We realize that Kanye’s a busy guy and may want a special branch of government created for him before he makes his move over from the private sector. Say no more. Plans are already underway for the Department of Dragon Energy, of which he would be the first Secretary.
“In any case, it’s going to happen. The President is especially anxious for Kanye to be at his side when he watches the next Paralympic Games. He’s confided to me, in a way that I think shows he can be sensitive to the less fortunate, ‘Kanye’s not going to find those games tough to watch. He’s done plenty of concerts. He’s used to watching a bunch of retards jumping around.”
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