Nobody found this hard to believe. When she was a pubescent TV star who called herself Hannah Montana, many of her down-home fans watching the show used to cluck at their TV's and say "That little girl has a libido the size of Texas." When she later crossed over the country music line and started swinging naked on wrecking balls she pretty much removed any doubt that her sex drive was stuck in hyper, but the horny men and panting boys of America still cherished hopes that her hormones only surged to stratospheric heights for males.
The Milester demolished their fantasies by starting a relationship with aVictoria's Secret model. Even then, some of her fans chose to believe it was a mistake, that Miley merely thought that any young, attractive, rich person with access to New York was obliged to date a Victoria's secret model, but now she has removed all doubt.
Miley's announcement came with caveats, however. As quoted in Elle UK:
"I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn't involve an animal and everyone is of age," she told Paper magazine. "Everything that's legal, I'm down with. Yo, I'm down with any adult -- anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me. I don't relate to being boy or girl, and I don't have to have my partner relate to boy or girl."
Miley's critics might sneer at the hypocrisy in that line, figuring that the lithe young warbler probably had more partners before she was eighteen than there are ATM's in Vegas. Even her fans must be a little disappointed. I can hear them saying, "Wait a second—only men and women who are of age? Even with throwing in the occasionally transgendered fling, and allowing for the requisite orgies and the passionate weekends with only a case of wine and a crate of sex toys, this doesn't sound like pansexuality to me. It just sounds like plain old bisexuality."
And that's true. What's also true is that America is bored with bisexuality. Bisexual celebrities abound--Megan Fox, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Bill and Hilary Clinton—and nobody cares anymore, especially about Travolta.
So the opinion here is that Miley better start doing a little more to wind our stems, or she'll end up just like him.
Speaking of bisexuals, Johnny Depp's daughter Lily Rose also just announced that she was "sexually fluid."
This is the Aladdin's lamp of sexuality, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the condition. You just rub on her and see what happens.
Unfortunately for Miley, she's still only sixteen.