Don't dismiss this possibility. When confronted by supplications regarding Trump, God just might splutter and say, “Oh, for My sake!” or “Jesus Christ, can you believe this?”
And after Jesus replies “Oh Me, fuck no,” they both go back to adjusting the galaxies, leaving Trump on his own to search Craigslist for people willing to be his National Security Advisor.
Another possibility is that prayer has no effect on any course of events at all. Many people disagree with this. I found that out the hard way, by posting this on Facebook:
The third possibility is that a prayer needs to be constructed to specifically address the problems of the President. Instead of throwing up a prayer shield consisting of random Hail Mary’s or Glory Be’s, the rampart of supplications to Heaven needs to detail out a to-do list for the Almighty concerning Trump. Here’s a possible example:
Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be the name of Trump. May Trump’s kingdom come, in America as well as Russia, Scotland, Dubai, Uruguay or any other place where Donald owns a hotel or golf course. May his will be done, in the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court and Mar el Largo. Give him this day a secret loan from the Kremlin and a sweetheart licensing deal in China and forgive those who fact-check him, for they are fake news. For Trump’s is the kingdom, the power and the pussy, forever and ever, Amen.
There, that ought to do it. Can I get a thousand likes?