Following President Trump’s well-received posthumous tribute, and there probably has never been a more well-received posthumous tribute, to Colin Powell upon the ex-Secretary of State’s death, Save America, the President’s personal swag shop, is offering you a chance to have your obituary written by the President.
For $158, President Trump will compose an amazing tribute to you, which will be printed upon your death. Where else, for this one-time donation, can you get an obituary that will mostly be about another person? Or one that prominently features your political misjudgments and financial issues?
Here’s a couple examples, one of a famous person and one of a dead deplorable. The famous person will get hers at no charge, of course, but you can get one just like it for only a $158 dollar donation to fight Joe Biden’s radical Marxist death agenda! Which you probably succumbed to!
STATEMENT BY DONALD J TRUMP, 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Heartwarming to note that Hillary Clinton, who made the politically fatal error of running against Donald Trump for the Presidency, be so applauded nationally by the lying Mainstream Media. Plaudits are flying through the air about her career as a First Lady, a Senator, a Secretary of State, and the first woman nominated for the Presidency by a major political party. Yeah, and her charity work with Monica Lewinski’s boyfriend in countries nobody’s ever heard of, blah, blah, blah. Barely a mention is made of her being a LOSER! To me, in 2016! OR HER EMAILS! She had halitosis, too, which I first noticed when I was winning the 2016 Presidential debates against her. She’s drawn her last bad breath now! Rest in your loser coffin!
STATEMENT BY DONALD J TRUMP, 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
It just gratifies me to see that Carl Mudchopp is being honored so beautifully by his fellow citizens in Boone, Arkansas. I’m sure the citizens of Boone, which gave me 79% of their votes in 2020, are being magnanimous in their sorrow over Joe’s death, despite him hitting that school bus in ’17 when he was really bad into the oxy. And when my campaign ‘accidentally’ turned his one-time contribution of $400 into a monthly donation from his credit card, eventually resulting in his credit score being lower than Pete Rose’s lifetime batting average, he never complained! You did let your second cousin in Little Rock vote for Biden, though, Carl, so you weren’t perfect! Who is? (Hint—his initials are DJT!) Sorry the Covid got you, Carl.
This kind of honor in death, which is perfect for anybody, can be yours for just $158, which President Trump will use to fight radical Democrats and possibly the odd lawsuit here and there. Just send in the money with your name, how many times that you voted for President Trump and, if applicable, any video/selfies of yourself inside the Capitol on January 6th!
For $158, President Trump will compose an amazing tribute to you, which will be printed upon your death. Where else, for this one-time donation, can you get an obituary that will mostly be about another person? Or one that prominently features your political misjudgments and financial issues?
Here’s a couple examples, one of a famous person and one of a dead deplorable. The famous person will get hers at no charge, of course, but you can get one just like it for only a $158 dollar donation to fight Joe Biden’s radical Marxist death agenda! Which you probably succumbed to!
STATEMENT BY DONALD J TRUMP, 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Heartwarming to note that Hillary Clinton, who made the politically fatal error of running against Donald Trump for the Presidency, be so applauded nationally by the lying Mainstream Media. Plaudits are flying through the air about her career as a First Lady, a Senator, a Secretary of State, and the first woman nominated for the Presidency by a major political party. Yeah, and her charity work with Monica Lewinski’s boyfriend in countries nobody’s ever heard of, blah, blah, blah. Barely a mention is made of her being a LOSER! To me, in 2016! OR HER EMAILS! She had halitosis, too, which I first noticed when I was winning the 2016 Presidential debates against her. She’s drawn her last bad breath now! Rest in your loser coffin!
STATEMENT BY DONALD J TRUMP, 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
It just gratifies me to see that Carl Mudchopp is being honored so beautifully by his fellow citizens in Boone, Arkansas. I’m sure the citizens of Boone, which gave me 79% of their votes in 2020, are being magnanimous in their sorrow over Joe’s death, despite him hitting that school bus in ’17 when he was really bad into the oxy. And when my campaign ‘accidentally’ turned his one-time contribution of $400 into a monthly donation from his credit card, eventually resulting in his credit score being lower than Pete Rose’s lifetime batting average, he never complained! You did let your second cousin in Little Rock vote for Biden, though, Carl, so you weren’t perfect! Who is? (Hint—his initials are DJT!) Sorry the Covid got you, Carl.
This kind of honor in death, which is perfect for anybody, can be yours for just $158, which President Trump will use to fight radical Democrats and possibly the odd lawsuit here and there. Just send in the money with your name, how many times that you voted for President Trump and, if applicable, any video/selfies of yourself inside the Capitol on January 6th!
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