Doomed bird derided as ‘loser,’ ‘showboat’ and ‘not bigly enough,’ by President.
The condemned turkey will be oven-roasted on Thanksgiving Day by Sarah Huckabee Sanders and fed to Mike Pence. His wife will be present so Sanders can chow down, too, since Pence won't permit himself to be with another woman alone, even Sanders.
Any leftovers will be converted into sandwiches and sent over to Paul Manafort, who is observing his new Thanksgiving tradition, being under house arrest.
The condemned turkey will be oven-roasted on Thanksgiving Day by Sarah Huckabee Sanders and fed to Mike Pence. His wife will be present so Sanders can chow down, too, since Pence won't permit himself to be with another woman alone, even Sanders.
Any leftovers will be converted into sandwiches and sent over to Paul Manafort, who is observing his new Thanksgiving tradition, being under house arrest.
"You're dinner!"
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