This weekend saw anti-Sharia law protests erupt all over the country. Many of the participants carried guns, seeking to prove that armed people hate Muslims as much as armed Muslims hate people. A Georgia parade attracted much attention because a state senator posed for a picture with some of his constituents, who appeared to be automatic weapon-packing Third Reichers.
This, despite the fact that Georgia enforcing Sharia law is a pretty remote possibility. Even if it was enacted, many male Georgians would be reluctant to stone their close female relatives for being promiscuous, because then who would have sex with them?
To make it easy for my readers to see how distant the chance that Georgians will be forced to eat halal and wear hijabs, here is a thoughtful compilation of ten laws Georgia will be more likely to pass before Sharia:
Make college football illegal.
Replace all Confederate monuments with statues of Puff Diddy.
Confiscate everybody’s guns. Give them free birth control instead.
Make Philly cheesesteaks the state sandwich.
Invade Florida and annex Jacksonville.
Ban barbecue, unless you spell it “barbecue” instead of “bar-b-q.”
Pass a law requiring everybody to say "pardon me" after using the expression "y'all."
Close that goddam airport before EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD has had a layover there.
Build a fortified wall along the Alabama border, which actually would probably be a pretty good idea.
Country music only allowed to be played on weekends
This, despite the fact that Georgia enforcing Sharia law is a pretty remote possibility. Even if it was enacted, many male Georgians would be reluctant to stone their close female relatives for being promiscuous, because then who would have sex with them?
To make it easy for my readers to see how distant the chance that Georgians will be forced to eat halal and wear hijabs, here is a thoughtful compilation of ten laws Georgia will be more likely to pass before Sharia:
Make college football illegal.
Replace all Confederate monuments with statues of Puff Diddy.
Confiscate everybody’s guns. Give them free birth control instead.
Make Philly cheesesteaks the state sandwich.
Invade Florida and annex Jacksonville.
Ban barbecue, unless you spell it “barbecue” instead of “bar-b-q.”
Pass a law requiring everybody to say "pardon me" after using the expression "y'all."
Close that goddam airport before EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD has had a layover there.
Build a fortified wall along the Alabama border, which actually would probably be a pretty good idea.
Country music only allowed to be played on weekends
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