
The opinion here is that they are no doubt right about Trump having more important things to do, but ignore the fact that we’re probably better off if he’s not trying to do them. Tweet away, Tangerine Tyrant! Keeps you from getting Trumpcare passed and turning NATO into a collection of used tank parts.
Here are some sample future Trump tweets, following the potential event that would generate them:
If the Senate screws up on screwing up health care: “Mitch McConnell’s prostate is the size of a Wendy’s double stack. OUCH!”
If Megyn Kelly’s new show continues to tank in the ratings: “Told NBC not to hire her. Nobody wants to watch a show by a known menstruator. Bad decision!”
If Steven Hawking ever criticizes him again: “Loser Hawking can shut his squawk box. I like scientists that can move their arms and legs!”
If Al Franken decides to run against him in 2020: “Unfunny Al Franken would be easy to beat. Everybody knows he’s a Jew, right?”
If Angela Merkel wins re-election in Germany: “WRONG! Germany proves again it is a BAD country! Glad I keep all my money in Switzerland.”
If Elizabeth Warren is the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2020: “Pocahontas smells a bit musty, I hear. Nobody’s been inside her teepee for years! Know what I mean? OLD!”
If Mar al Lago starts to sink into the ocean because of climate change: “This is the fault of WEAK Obama! He owes me for the sandbags BIG TIME!”
If Sara Huckabee Sanders finally replaces Sean Spicer as WH Press Secretary: “Now at least failing Melissa McCarthy can impersonate another FAT CHICK! YOUR WELCOME!”
If he ever holds a rally and nobody shows up: “A friend told me that people were too busy enjoying AMERICA BEING GREAT AGAIN to leave the house! They’re still losers, though. “
When Putin surreptitiously invades another small, weak nation on Russia’s borders: “FAKE NEWS! Russia not invading anybody! Believe Putin! Especially when he says there are no pee tapes! Strong leader! Bigly!”