Bolton reveals that Trump was constantly pissed that Uruguay and Paraguay were two separate countries.
Wanted to have a trade war with the Bahamas because he blamed the casinos there for putting his Atlantic City casinos out of business.
Claimed he first heard the term “Kung Flu” from the Pope.
Offered to make the “My Pillow” guy Ambassador to the United Nations if he would shave off that nasty little stash. “Yours looks like shit, too,” he told Bolton.
Refers to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and Attorney General Bill Barr as “Thing One” and “Thing Two.”
Constantly torments “Squad” member Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by reminding her he likes porn featuring women who wear glasses.
Confessed at one point to a horrible fear of ramps.
Passed nude pictures of Kim Jong Un, secretly obtained by the CIA, to Vice-President Mike Pence while saying, “I know you’re a chubby chaser.”
Said of new press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, “If she does good, I might buy her some boobs.”
Offered any nation willing to help his re-election a pass on being called a “shithole.” He added, "And I mean any nation, even if they have zero white people there. I want to go down in history as the President who did the most to help shithole countries."