For those of you wondering why Snooki's turgid tales have publishing houses pushing wheelbarrows full of money to her door at the moment she uncaps her pen, while people with actual writing talent have to wait years for recognition, it is because celebrities can get anything they like published. We love them. We love the ones that are better than us (Barack Obama, Ellen DeGeneres) but we especially love the ones that are obviously worse than us...Snooki, known principally for being filmed having sex in a Jacuzzi, Britney, the poster-mom for child neglect and the king of them all, Charlie Sheen, notorious for vomiting on hookers. Listing all the bad-girl bad boy celebrities here would require more days than Lindsey Lohan's spent in rehab, but they all serve us by reminding us that people with far better chances in life than most of us have had are busy acting like idiots in the public eye. Just as we would do if we could only catch a break.