The rest of you need to step up your frigging game. For once and all, I am going to answer your questions. Please do me the favor of never posting them again.
First off, when someone posts a picture of some ancient crap with the caption Do you know what this is? Like if you do…Share if you used one, I probably knew and used it, but I am neither liking nor sharing. You know why those things are forgotten pieces of crap? Because we replaced them with better crap. Let it go.
I am one of the 1% that has never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones. Well, goody gumdrops for you. FYI, the two attractive young characters that are not yet dead and that everybody roots for are now fucking. Hope I didn’t ruin that for you. Still time to get on board, though…even though there are only two seasons left, the last one isn’t scheduled until around 2030.
I am one of the 1% that has never seen a single episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Me too.
Would you vote for Bernie Sanders if he ran against Trump in 2020? Well, yeah, but he’s not my first choice. He’s around 88 now, and neck-to-neck with Trump in competition for the Worst Haircut of Any Politician Since Martin Van Buren. I would vote for anybody over Trump, and retain at least a little confidence that he or she would be better at Trump’s job than he is. Charlie Sheen, for example. Marion Barry. Lady Gaga. The list goes on.
Name one thing you shouldn't do naked? Well, welding. Jumping into a mosh pit. Floating outside the International Space Station. Stop me if you've heard enough. Do you know one thing a lot of people do naked? Waste time on the Internet.
Don’t ask me to type “Amen” after anything. Amen is the original four-letter word.
This last one has only been showing up recently, but annoyingly frequently. What would you do if you woke up with a billion dollars?
People answer this question with all manner of inanities. Some people are going to give it away, some people are going to bank it and live off the interest, some people are going to use it to overthrow the government.
But what would I do if I woke up with a billion dollars? I would think right away that somebody had paid me very handsomely for either my girl or my dog, and would check to see which one was missing.
Apropos of that, here’s a meme I’m going to construct when I get around to it:
Question--What would you do if you woke up with $1.50?
Answer--You’d know you’d been sleeping with Paul Ryan.