It’s screwing up shipping worldwide, but there are more important issues with it than that. Q-Anon adherents immediately laid ownership of the vessel to Hillary Clinton, because the name of the shipping company that owns the boat is Evergreen, which is the Hilster’s Secret Service code name, and its call number is H3RC, which are the former presidential candidate’s initials plus the number 3, which indicates that the ship is 3x as evil as Hillary herself.
Well, I’m convinced, and worried. The ship is 1300 feet long, and capable of carrying 20,000 containers. I can hear you whistling and saying to yourself, “That’s a fuck-ton of sex slaves,” and it is.
The Ever Given was on its way from China to the Netherlands, where its cargo of sex slaves was to be distributed all over Europe. Possibly there are enough sex slaves on board that every socialist in that continent could have his or her own. Instead of a sex slave, though, all these leftists are getting are anxiety attacks. They’re just hoping the Ever Given is floating again before the ship runs out of rice and Doritos, the favored foods of sex slaves.
It’s not liable to affect us liberals in the US, though. You don’t have to go through the Suez Canal to get from China to the US (China has cornered the market on sex slaves, apparently, like they’ve cornered the market on everything else). Most boatloads of sex slaves come to this country through San Francisco. After a brief stay in Nancy Pelosi’s garage, they are transported by dirty white panel trucks driven by volunteer members of Antifa, nationwide, so that every member of the liberal elite can have their own.
Except for me. As a registered Democrat, I’ve been offered one, of course. And, after a long day of stuffing fake ballots into boxes to further the radical leftist agenda, I feel I deserve one. But the girl says no. “We already have a dog,” she points out, and that ends the discussion.
I don’t know how anyone can doubt this. It’s only a matter of time before the Big Reckoning, or Cosmic Surge, or the Final Putsch, or whatever you want to call it, happens. Trump is restored to power, and he frees all the sex slaves from Democratic torture chambers.
And immediately puts them into cages, for being illegal alien kids.
There’s a breadcrumb for you.