Now that the entire weight of the Press Secretary for the White House has fallen on Sarah Huckabee Sanders, what do we really know about the main spokesperson for the shit show? Sure, we know her standard biographical details--Father Mike's a famous homophobe and her brother earned the dog-killing merit badge while a Boy Scout--but nothing says more about a girl's inner thoughts and yearnings than her Ashley Madison profile. Fortunately, this column was able to log on the cheater's web site and dig it out.
In further remarks on the profile, the suspected Sanders says:
"The men in the office where I work are a bunch of pencil-d*cks, and all my husband wants to to stuff his face with Cheetos and yell at the kids. I really need some fresh salsa on my taco, if you know what I'm saying. And bring a friend, if you have one."
She admits to being "a little bit c*ck-eyed," but adds "That's a good thing, lol." She brags that she's "built to take a pounding," and says her ideal man would "last longer than Sunday Bible school." But the most important thing she's looking for in a discreet lover is "A GUY WHO DOESN'T ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS!" (caps hers).
If you do decide to dally with her, and you are the inquisitive type, you'll probably get lied to, though. It's tough to break old habits.
"The men in the office where I work are a bunch of pencil-d*cks, and all my husband wants to to stuff his face with Cheetos and yell at the kids. I really need some fresh salsa on my taco, if you know what I'm saying. And bring a friend, if you have one."
She admits to being "a little bit c*ck-eyed," but adds "That's a good thing, lol." She brags that she's "built to take a pounding," and says her ideal man would "last longer than Sunday Bible school." But the most important thing she's looking for in a discreet lover is "A GUY WHO DOESN'T ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS!" (caps hers).
If you do decide to dally with her, and you are the inquisitive type, you'll probably get lied to, though. It's tough to break old habits.
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