The residents of Novaya Zemlya, a region of Russia whose name translates, roughly, as “frozen bog where you would have to be out of your friggin’ mind to live in the first place,” are being terrorized by invaders. These invaders are all white, as are the residents of Novaya Zemlya, so there is no racism involved. It’s more species-ism, since the invaders are polar bears.
There are eerie parallels to the Trumped-up emergency at our Mexican border. The bears are moving in on Novaya Zemlya because where they were living before is no good for them. Global warming, which is popular in Russia because that nation's most popular indoor sport is freezing your nipples off, is nonetheless causing the ice sheets up north to dissolve. This is where the bears make their living, killing seals that pop up through the ice to breathe. Now that there is no ice to pop up through, the seals can breathe anywhere they want, and wisely chose to inhale where there are no polar bears.
Likewise, the polar bears are doing a job no Novaya Zemlyan wants to do—going through the garbage of Novaya Zemlya and eating the bits that humans have already determined are too yucky to snack down on. The locals don’t appreciate this, however—they are frightened out of their skins when they see hungry polar bears roaming their streets, much as a wary American might panic because he or she overheard someone speaking Spanish at a Walmart. Russian parents won't send their kids to school, for fear of them being eaten at the bus stop, just like American parents are alarmed if their children have to go to school with a little brown kid who doesn't know how to text in English.
Like Mexico, the polar bears are not sending Russia their best polar bears. They are sending ALL their polar bears. All these beasts want is to escape starvation in their homelands. They are seeking asylum in Russian garbage dumps, eating frozen borscht and turnips, though if the Novaya Zemlyans have any freshly killed seal they don’t know what to do with, the bears would surely appreciate that.
Many of these polar bear caravans contain females and cubs, but that doesn’t cut them any slack in Russian opinion, because female and cub polar bears, just like the males, will kill you AND eat you, which even M-13 seldom does.
Faced with this bear invasion, the Russians are doing what any sensible nation that actually has a problem with immigrants coming in and terrorizing its citizens would do. They are separating the cubs from their mothers and putting them in cages, naturally, but most importantly, THEY ARE BUILDING A WALL!
No word yet on whether the polar bears will pay for it.