Nobody is more excited about the Gates’ coming divorce than Q-Anon, that zany group of conspiracy theorists and sometime criminals that think that Trump is going to be restored to the presidency so that he can execute everybody from Hillary Clinton to Tom Hanks to Anthony Fauci for being world-wide pedophiles.
Bill Gates has always been a lodestar for the Q-sters, as has Melinda. The Q-balls believe that Gates started the pandemic so he could kill off most of humanity and keep track of the rest by micro-chipping us all by means of nano 5G robots shot directly into our bloodstreams at mass vaccination sites. A sample of this complex reasoning is posted below:
Is Melinda finally leaving cuz bill is doing something wrong via “vaccines “?? He does think there’s too many people on this planet. And I know he was with fauci for some odd reason....why?? What does Melinda know that we should know??? Will/is there nanos in “vaccines” ???
4:26 PM · May 4, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
This is from conspiracy genius “Clvyska,” who is probably sitting in Moscow’s suburbs right now, slurping Stoly and laughing his ass off, not even remotely worried that the CIA might sneak into his house at night and pry the question mark key off his keyboard. Why Bill Gates tracking you every time you leave your mom’s house to go to the weed store helps him maintain his covey of sex slaves is not clear, but then, hardly anything is with Q-Anon.
It’s true that Gates has not served humanity perfectly, as anybody who has watched a little circle going around endlessly on his monitor while muttering “just fucking work, okay?” can testify, but that inconvenience has never proven fatal to anyone, although it may have been a death knell for many computer screens.
Melinda is said to be leaving Bill so she can be with Fauci, although why leaving a 65-year-old man for an 80-year-old one would be a sexual upgrade is also not explained. Also, Melinda is now a man. Fauci is now a woman. Transgenderhomophobia runs deep in the veins of Q-anators, who also think that everybody in the coastal elites wants to change their sex before the start of the “whoring 20’s,” which is when everybody is going to start having sex with random strangers to celebrate the end of the pandemic, and even the most neck-bearded, video-game addicted incel living in the deepest grandmother’s basement on earth is going to be getting laid a couple times a day.
Other comment threads claim Bill Gates has been dead for years, murdered by Melinda and replaced by an identical robot with a perfect mechanical penis and an off switch that means she can just cut his power and roll him into the closet when she is sick of his shit.
Which, like most of this, doesn’t make any sense at all. What woman would divorce a man like that?
Bill Gates has always been a lodestar for the Q-sters, as has Melinda. The Q-balls believe that Gates started the pandemic so he could kill off most of humanity and keep track of the rest by micro-chipping us all by means of nano 5G robots shot directly into our bloodstreams at mass vaccination sites. A sample of this complex reasoning is posted below:
Is Melinda finally leaving cuz bill is doing something wrong via “vaccines “?? He does think there’s too many people on this planet. And I know he was with fauci for some odd reason....why?? What does Melinda know that we should know??? Will/is there nanos in “vaccines” ???
4:26 PM · May 4, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
This is from conspiracy genius “Clvyska,” who is probably sitting in Moscow’s suburbs right now, slurping Stoly and laughing his ass off, not even remotely worried that the CIA might sneak into his house at night and pry the question mark key off his keyboard. Why Bill Gates tracking you every time you leave your mom’s house to go to the weed store helps him maintain his covey of sex slaves is not clear, but then, hardly anything is with Q-Anon.
It’s true that Gates has not served humanity perfectly, as anybody who has watched a little circle going around endlessly on his monitor while muttering “just fucking work, okay?” can testify, but that inconvenience has never proven fatal to anyone, although it may have been a death knell for many computer screens.
Melinda is said to be leaving Bill so she can be with Fauci, although why leaving a 65-year-old man for an 80-year-old one would be a sexual upgrade is also not explained. Also, Melinda is now a man. Fauci is now a woman. Transgenderhomophobia runs deep in the veins of Q-anators, who also think that everybody in the coastal elites wants to change their sex before the start of the “whoring 20’s,” which is when everybody is going to start having sex with random strangers to celebrate the end of the pandemic, and even the most neck-bearded, video-game addicted incel living in the deepest grandmother’s basement on earth is going to be getting laid a couple times a day.
Other comment threads claim Bill Gates has been dead for years, murdered by Melinda and replaced by an identical robot with a perfect mechanical penis and an off switch that means she can just cut his power and roll him into the closet when she is sick of his shit.
Which, like most of this, doesn’t make any sense at all. What woman would divorce a man like that?
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