"It will be hard not to hit her with it but I will bang it down," McCarthy joked, according to Scherer--News Item
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi snorted when she heard this threat from House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.
“Guess he doesn’t realize who has the gavel now,” the feisty 81-year-old said. “And I own it until at least January, 2023. That’s a lot of opportunity for sneak whacks at McCarthy’s noggin.
“Some nights when he’s brooding late, or just going through a full bottle of Listermint to get the taste of Trump’s ass out of his mouth—BOOM! I go full ninja gavel attack. He can’t put enough product in his hair to protect his braincase against two pounds of hardwood wielded by a girl whose got a resume as long as one of his flabby pale arms in how to use it.
“He doesn’t want to wear a mask but in a couple weeks don’t be surprised if he puts on a helmet and starts claiming that he has PTSD. He’ll never know where I’ll be lurking, yearning to put a few splinters in his skull. But that works fine for me. There’s nothing in the Constitution that says I can’t gavel McCarthy wherever I please, helmet be damned. Pie hole, nether hole, kidneys, liver, standard Republican issue mini-balls—I’ll swing at him like I was Fernando Tatis, Jr., and he was a hanging curve in the bottom of the ninth.
“By the time he gets to be Speaker, if that ever happens, he’ll be taking his oath through a mouthful of chipped and missing teeth.
“He’s talking the talk, but he’ll find out who’s walking the walk. All over his flat ass, in my fave pair of stiletto heels. And then I’m getting a tattoo of me doing it. On my breast. The left one, of course.”