One of the tales told by Katie Britt during her rebuttal to the State of the Union was a particularly grisly one—a young woman being sex-trafficked in Texas, where she was raped every day by a parade of sex-trafficking rapists.
How this poor victim got some time off from being raped to have a little chat with a US Senator about her predicament was not made clear in the story. What was made clear was that the raping was entirely the fault of Joe Biden.
Immediately, the leftists started chirping about how the Senator from a Kitchen in Alabama has sworn fealty to a guy who has been found legally liable for one rape, and been accused of sexual assault by at least twenty other women, so shouldn’t the Senate’s top homemaker be opposed to him as well, instead of having her moist lips pressed to his pale hiney?
A top Republican spokesman was willing to comment anonymously. “You obviously don’t know the difference between Democratic and Republican rape. Democratic rapes are performed by filthy immigrants, who are automatically allowed into this country by Biden if they just tell the Border Patrol they’re here for the raping. Then they find a cheap motel, where the mattresses are dirty enough to rape on. They paw at their victims with brown hands callused by working in the fentanyl mines. All the time they are grunting dirty words in Spanish. They use English only when a US Senator pops by to aske a few questions. After the rape, the victim is forced to have their baby, because they are in Texas.
“A Republican rape is completely different. Not that every Republican rapist has the same style—some Republicans get tongue-tied in the presence of women they want to rape. Those guys are masters of the roofie arts. But other Republicans aren’t so shy. They don’t babble in Spanish. They speak clear, precise English when they say endearing things to their victims, things like, “My God, you’ve got big boobs for a fourteen-year-old.”
“And to speak the language of commerce, the important thing for Republicans when they rape is location, location, location. A Republican doesn’t rape in a smelly little hotel room that doesn't even have HBO. He rapes in a bright, clean, spacious department store dressing room. He paws at his victim with clean, recently manicured hands. It’s completely different than being penetrated by filthy, bitten-down Mexican fingernails. This department store is in New York, so if the woman, who obviously was dressed so that anybody could see she was begging for sex, can get a quick and easy legal abortion and keep her mouth shut about it forever afterwards, so her rapist can ascend to the highest office in the land without being bothered by a lot of ugly rumors and expensive lawsuits. It doesn’t always work out that way, of course, but it should.
“That’s why the women of America prefer to be raped by Republicans instead of migrants, so, when we win the election and close the border, they’ll get exactly what they want.”
How this poor victim got some time off from being raped to have a little chat with a US Senator about her predicament was not made clear in the story. What was made clear was that the raping was entirely the fault of Joe Biden.
Immediately, the leftists started chirping about how the Senator from a Kitchen in Alabama has sworn fealty to a guy who has been found legally liable for one rape, and been accused of sexual assault by at least twenty other women, so shouldn’t the Senate’s top homemaker be opposed to him as well, instead of having her moist lips pressed to his pale hiney?
A top Republican spokesman was willing to comment anonymously. “You obviously don’t know the difference between Democratic and Republican rape. Democratic rapes are performed by filthy immigrants, who are automatically allowed into this country by Biden if they just tell the Border Patrol they’re here for the raping. Then they find a cheap motel, where the mattresses are dirty enough to rape on. They paw at their victims with brown hands callused by working in the fentanyl mines. All the time they are grunting dirty words in Spanish. They use English only when a US Senator pops by to aske a few questions. After the rape, the victim is forced to have their baby, because they are in Texas.
“A Republican rape is completely different. Not that every Republican rapist has the same style—some Republicans get tongue-tied in the presence of women they want to rape. Those guys are masters of the roofie arts. But other Republicans aren’t so shy. They don’t babble in Spanish. They speak clear, precise English when they say endearing things to their victims, things like, “My God, you’ve got big boobs for a fourteen-year-old.”
“And to speak the language of commerce, the important thing for Republicans when they rape is location, location, location. A Republican doesn’t rape in a smelly little hotel room that doesn't even have HBO. He rapes in a bright, clean, spacious department store dressing room. He paws at his victim with clean, recently manicured hands. It’s completely different than being penetrated by filthy, bitten-down Mexican fingernails. This department store is in New York, so if the woman, who obviously was dressed so that anybody could see she was begging for sex, can get a quick and easy legal abortion and keep her mouth shut about it forever afterwards, so her rapist can ascend to the highest office in the land without being bothered by a lot of ugly rumors and expensive lawsuits. It doesn’t always work out that way, of course, but it should.
“That’s why the women of America prefer to be raped by Republicans instead of migrants, so, when we win the election and close the border, they’ll get exactly what they want.”
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