Lyrics by V. Putin. Translated from the Russian by B. Wilson.
Well Krakow whores are cheap, my friend
And they don’t wear underwear,
And Thailand tramps, with the way they strut
And keep it all shaved clean down there,
Vegas skanks with their big fake boobs all take Visa, sure
Those Czecho whores with the way they spank,
Just tie me up and lock the door!
But I wish they all could be like Russian
I wish they all could be like Russian
I wish they all could be Russian hooker girls!
Well, Moscow has the rubles
And the whores are good to go
Oligarchs scream and golden showers stream
You know you ain’t in Buffalo!
I’ve whored all around this great big world
And sampled all of its paid tail
But I always long to make my Moscow rounds
Russian hookers make me wail!
I wish they all could be like Russian
I wish they all could be like Russian
I wish they all could be Russian hooker girls!
This parody based on a suggestion by Nancy Federman, Phd.
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