In the wake of the Republican convention, after which candidate Mitt Romney received little or no "bounce" in the polls, this reporter contacted veteran Republican political operative Joe Redstate and asked how the Republicans plan to achieve victory in November.
"It's not going to be difficult," he assured me. "Sure we've got to run against the Democrats and their morally reprehensible but seductive program of trying to make the government actually benefit people, but we've identified the voters who will unquestionably cast their ballots for Mitt Romney in November." When asked to identify the interest groups who couldn't possibly be swayed to vote Obama, he produced the chart below. "Gonna be a landslide," he crowed.
"It's not going to be difficult," he assured me. "Sure we've got to run against the Democrats and their morally reprehensible but seductive program of trying to make the government actually benefit people, but we've identified the voters who will unquestionably cast their ballots for Mitt Romney in November." When asked to identify the interest groups who couldn't possibly be swayed to vote Obama, he produced the chart below. "Gonna be a landslide," he crowed.
| White guys who only ever actually socialize with other white guys but are not gay Mormons Want to build a fence around the entire US Love Ann Love Ayn Rand Hate that the "Price Rollback" signs in Walmart are bilingual Think we ought to invade Iran now Think we ought to invade Syria now Think we ought to invade Russia, force it to become the Soviet Union again, and have a nuclear war with it now Birthers Legitimate Rapists Are OK with Obama, but hate Joe Biden Navy Seals who think they have a book in them Old Catholic priests who think that Paul Ryan would still make a cute altar boy Women who want a transvaginal probe. Real bad. Yeah, you know they want it Drunk white guys who throw peanuts at black camerawomen Drunk white guys with enough balls to throw peanuts at burly black cameraman Everyone who has either made or delivered a pizza for/to Chris Christie Think Mexicans come to the US just to steal cars Are sure they are going to win the lottery, so against higher taxes on the rich Watch Fox News wearing hats made of aluminum foil The 1% TOTAL
| 8% 4% 3% 6% .04% 2% 2% 1.8% .09% 10% .06% .05% .05% .05% .01% 1.5% 0% 2% 2% 5% 3% 1% 51.6% |
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