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The Faces. No, not the band that used to feature Rod Stewart in the '70's, although they probably don't look so hot nowadays either.
Donald Trump's strategy for winning the general election against more probable than not Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton may have been revealed last week when Trump said of lesser known Republican candidate Carly Fiorina "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!"
A member of Trump's inner circle acknowledged anonymously that Trump was dog-whistling to a significant portion of the American electorate, which he said believes that the President of the United States should not only be a white Republican male, but a reasonably good-looking one as well.
Whether The Combover qualifies on that count is an issue the source did not allow himself to be drawn out on, but he freely acknowledged that in a campaign against Clinton, Trump would refuse to debate foreign or domestic policy issues and instead concentrate on Clinton's looks.
"That's where she's vulnerable. Talk about a butterface," the man chortled. "Does America really want a President that has cankles thicker than my housekeeper's accent?"
Doesn't Trump plan on hitting Clinton with her mishandling of the Benghazi attack, or her ongoing troubles with her private email account?
"Nobody understands that stuff, and my boss isn't big on explaining things. We're going to play to his strength, which is flinging out gratuitous insults at anybody that criticizes him. We figure Clinton will fall right into his trap by being a post-menopausal woman."
You mean....
"You got it, bud. Anytime Clinton goes after the boss, he plans to sneer "She must be having a hot flash." She tries to get superior by showing off her encyclopedic knowledge of world affairs that she gleaned from four years as Secretary of State, he'll claim that she can't buy her pants suits off the rack because of her comically large, kidney bean-shaped hiney. If she tries to point out that she was in public service while he was draining old people's wallets and then bankrupting out of Atlantic City, he'll retort that her neck looks like a relief map of the Mississippi delta. For the eventual Presidential debates, he plans to bring a poster board with a large "2" printed on it and flash it intermittently when she's talking."
Meaning on a scale of one to ten, Clinton is a 2?
"We're hoping someone will ask that question, because The Candidate plans to reply 'No, it's the only time she could ever hope to get laid out of a singles bar. 2 AM!"
Seems like a bulletproof strategy.
"We don't want to appear overconfident—hey, scratch that, because honestly, it's what we do best. But unless Hillary comes to her senses and gets a boob job and starts taking her daily bath in Botox, it'll be the Trump White House come 2017. And don't think we won't paint that name on the outside of it."
A member of Trump's inner circle acknowledged anonymously that Trump was dog-whistling to a significant portion of the American electorate, which he said believes that the President of the United States should not only be a white Republican male, but a reasonably good-looking one as well.
Whether The Combover qualifies on that count is an issue the source did not allow himself to be drawn out on, but he freely acknowledged that in a campaign against Clinton, Trump would refuse to debate foreign or domestic policy issues and instead concentrate on Clinton's looks.
"That's where she's vulnerable. Talk about a butterface," the man chortled. "Does America really want a President that has cankles thicker than my housekeeper's accent?"
Doesn't Trump plan on hitting Clinton with her mishandling of the Benghazi attack, or her ongoing troubles with her private email account?
"Nobody understands that stuff, and my boss isn't big on explaining things. We're going to play to his strength, which is flinging out gratuitous insults at anybody that criticizes him. We figure Clinton will fall right into his trap by being a post-menopausal woman."
You mean....
"You got it, bud. Anytime Clinton goes after the boss, he plans to sneer "She must be having a hot flash." She tries to get superior by showing off her encyclopedic knowledge of world affairs that she gleaned from four years as Secretary of State, he'll claim that she can't buy her pants suits off the rack because of her comically large, kidney bean-shaped hiney. If she tries to point out that she was in public service while he was draining old people's wallets and then bankrupting out of Atlantic City, he'll retort that her neck looks like a relief map of the Mississippi delta. For the eventual Presidential debates, he plans to bring a poster board with a large "2" printed on it and flash it intermittently when she's talking."
Meaning on a scale of one to ten, Clinton is a 2?
"We're hoping someone will ask that question, because The Candidate plans to reply 'No, it's the only time she could ever hope to get laid out of a singles bar. 2 AM!"
Seems like a bulletproof strategy.
"We don't want to appear overconfident—hey, scratch that, because honestly, it's what we do best. But unless Hillary comes to her senses and gets a boob job and starts taking her daily bath in Botox, it'll be the Trump White House come 2017. And don't think we won't paint that name on the outside of it."
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