Sure, they throw a nice parade, but can they drive a train?*
According to conservative radio host Sandy Rios, Amtrak engineer Brandon Bostian’s sexual orientation was “a factor” in Tuesday's train derailment that killed eight people and injured more than 200. Right-wing news sites have hastened to point out that Bostian, who campaigned against California’s ban on same-sex marriage, appears to be gay.
“I am not inferring to [sic] those of you who are gay rights activists and who like to monitor this show, I’m not inferring that this accident happened because he was gay,” said Rios, who hosts “Sandy Rios In The Morning” on American Family Radio. “But I do think it’s an interesting part of the story, and I bet it will be edited out.”
News item.
This courageous woman is the only one in America to date who has zeroed in on what may be the cause of the fatal Amtrak derailment in Philadelphia last week. The possibility that the man at the controls of the train was having a gay hissy at the time of the accident had not been raised by any newshounds prior to Ms. Rios's bold speculation.
Ms. Rios went on to substantiate her story by relating a tale about someone she knew who was taking some kind of hormone therapy at the time he was working for some airline and somehow endangered his airplane and all the people aboard it at sometime in the past.
This is the sort of solid buttressing of inescapable facts that any former FOX contributor, which Sandy can claim to be on her resume, is capable of. The fact that the engineer's sexuality will be edited out of the story is no doubt true, and proves the liberal media's pro-gay bias. You'll no doubt recall that when a straight man commits a crime or makes a fatal error, his heterosexuality is spread all over the news cycle. Those of us who are old enough to remember the OJ Simpson case recall the headline "Former Football Star Accused of Killing Ex-Wife, Waiter in Hetero Nutty Rage." More recently, "Boston Marathon Bomber and Known Straight Youth Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Sentenced to Death."
Or, even internationally, "Non-Gay Forces of ISIS Force Captive Women Into Sex Slavery." "Practicing Heterosexuals of Boko Harum Kidnap Teenage Girls." "Batshit Crazy Co-Pilot Not Homosexual When He Flew Plane Into Alps, Killing All On Board."
The list goes on. How many times have we seen the phrase "Hetero pilot error" listed as the cause of a fatal airplane crash? Or seen "Drunk Straight Man Blamed for Wrong-Way Accident on Freeway?" Every time some dumb jock hopped up on his own testosterone does something fatally violent, either by accident or on purpose, his sexuality is duly noted by the shameless liberal press, but when one of those insidious gays screws up, he gets a pass for the deviant lifestyle which may well have been the real cause of whatever tragedy he precipitated.
This column wants to congratulate Ms. Rios on her justified anger at his phenomena, and her relentless pursuit of possible facts. Thanks to her trend-setting journalistic style, we may soon see honest headlines, headlines like "Cured Nutbag John Hinckley Set to be Released from Custody for Shooting Ronald Reagan While Having Heterosexual Schizoid Fantasy About Jodie Foster Who, Ironically, Is Gay."
There's news you can use.
*"Capital Gay Pride parade in Albany New York 2009" by Tim Schapker - Capital Pride Parade, Albany NY 2009Uploaded by Allstarecho. Licensed under CC BY 2.0 http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Capital_Gay_Pride_parade_in_Albany_New_York_2009.jpg#/media/File:Capital_Gay_Pride_parade_in_Albany_New_York_2009.jpg
“I am not inferring to [sic] those of you who are gay rights activists and who like to monitor this show, I’m not inferring that this accident happened because he was gay,” said Rios, who hosts “Sandy Rios In The Morning” on American Family Radio. “But I do think it’s an interesting part of the story, and I bet it will be edited out.”
News item.
This courageous woman is the only one in America to date who has zeroed in on what may be the cause of the fatal Amtrak derailment in Philadelphia last week. The possibility that the man at the controls of the train was having a gay hissy at the time of the accident had not been raised by any newshounds prior to Ms. Rios's bold speculation.
Ms. Rios went on to substantiate her story by relating a tale about someone she knew who was taking some kind of hormone therapy at the time he was working for some airline and somehow endangered his airplane and all the people aboard it at sometime in the past.
This is the sort of solid buttressing of inescapable facts that any former FOX contributor, which Sandy can claim to be on her resume, is capable of. The fact that the engineer's sexuality will be edited out of the story is no doubt true, and proves the liberal media's pro-gay bias. You'll no doubt recall that when a straight man commits a crime or makes a fatal error, his heterosexuality is spread all over the news cycle. Those of us who are old enough to remember the OJ Simpson case recall the headline "Former Football Star Accused of Killing Ex-Wife, Waiter in Hetero Nutty Rage." More recently, "Boston Marathon Bomber and Known Straight Youth Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Sentenced to Death."
Or, even internationally, "Non-Gay Forces of ISIS Force Captive Women Into Sex Slavery." "Practicing Heterosexuals of Boko Harum Kidnap Teenage Girls." "Batshit Crazy Co-Pilot Not Homosexual When He Flew Plane Into Alps, Killing All On Board."
The list goes on. How many times have we seen the phrase "Hetero pilot error" listed as the cause of a fatal airplane crash? Or seen "Drunk Straight Man Blamed for Wrong-Way Accident on Freeway?" Every time some dumb jock hopped up on his own testosterone does something fatally violent, either by accident or on purpose, his sexuality is duly noted by the shameless liberal press, but when one of those insidious gays screws up, he gets a pass for the deviant lifestyle which may well have been the real cause of whatever tragedy he precipitated.
This column wants to congratulate Ms. Rios on her justified anger at his phenomena, and her relentless pursuit of possible facts. Thanks to her trend-setting journalistic style, we may soon see honest headlines, headlines like "Cured Nutbag John Hinckley Set to be Released from Custody for Shooting Ronald Reagan While Having Heterosexual Schizoid Fantasy About Jodie Foster Who, Ironically, Is Gay."
There's news you can use.
*"Capital Gay Pride parade in Albany New York 2009" by Tim Schapker - Capital Pride Parade, Albany NY 2009Uploaded by Allstarecho. Licensed under CC BY 2.0 http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Capital_Gay_Pride_parade_in_Albany_New_York_2009.jpg#/media/File:Capital_Gay_Pride_parade_in_Albany_New_York_2009.jpg
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