
Encouraged by Trump actually grasping something, Kelly immediately created a schedule of Awareness months for the rest of the year, which was immediately leaked to the New York Times:
MAY: Don’t Congratulate Russia for Anything Awareness Month
JUNE: Canning Cabinet Members Two or Three at a Time Makes You Look Like an Incompetent Shit Awareness Month
JULY: Don’t Fire Mueller This Month Awareness Month
AUGUST: Wikileaks Made You President Awareness Month
SEPTEMBER: Don’t Offer to Fight Anybody When You Can Barely Get In And Out of Your Golf Cart Without Stopping to Catch Your Breath Awareness Month
OCTOBER: Everybody You’ve Ever Had Sex With Is Going to Want to Get Paid Eventually Awareness Month
NOVEMBER: Jared Is a Sneaky Little Weasel Awareness Month
DECEMBER: Everybody, Including Me, Is Quitting Their Job Here in January Awareness Month