Dollar Store Camouflage Jesus Prince of Peace, but packs heat Hated by Pharisees Miraculously born of a virgin Son of a carpenter No children Multiplied loaves and fishes Meek will inherit the earth Rode on an ass Best friend is John the Baptist Consorted with a known prostitute White, Northern European-looking male, even though Jewish Childhood surrounded by shroud of mystery Drank wine Christ | Bobble Head Barack Obama Winner of Nobel Prize for Peace, but has heat-seeking missiles Hated by Republicans Miraculous birth certificate Son of a Kenyan Not enough kids for a middle-aged black guy Food Stamp President Socialist Rides around with Joe Biden Worst enemy is John the Boehner Michelle says "Oh no you don't!" Keeps white half in closet Childhood spent under a shroud in Indonesia. Smoked weed Anti-Christ |