The Lieutenant Governor of Texas, Dan Patrick, has spoken out on the virus, right after the Governor of his state came down with it.
"The Covid is spreading," Patrick said, "particularly, most of the numbers are with the unvaccinated and the Democrats like to blame Republicans on that. Well, the biggest group in most states are African Americans who have not been vaccinated."
"The last time I checked over 90 percent of them vote for Democrats.”
Yep, that’s right. Black people are getting the ‘rona and passing it on to unvaccinated white people who are just trying to exercise their freedoms and that is practically a part of the Democratic party platform. Plus, as Governor Abbott said right before he had to quarantine, Central American immigrants are massing up at the border to spread the virus throughout the land, especially to Republican states. While these immigrants are not yet technically Democrats, since they aren’t citizens, each of them is given a fake ballot marked for Joe Biden in case they aren’t deported by 2024, and instructed to go to Walmart and sneeze as much as they can.
So, when a white person gets the virus, it is not because he’s vaccine-hesitant, having watched too many YouTube videos saying Fauci has a collection of kiddie porn, or that he refers to the bug as “the Chinese Communist Party Virus” and refuses to be intimidated by it. It’s because that black guy behind the buffet at the local Golden Corral coughed into the tortilla soup.
Some people have said that what Patrick is saying is rudely racist and wrong, but it appeals to the Republican base, who don’t want to get vaccinated or wear masks, except maybe around black people. His boss, the Governor of Texas, who has covid, has not been seen with a non-white person since 2017, so we’re not sure where he got his covid from, but it certainly wasn’t in a room full of white people yelling and snotting on each other about election fraud. Couldn’t be.
So instead of thinking about the virus as a plague that doesn’t care about politics, whether it escaped from a Chinese lab or just inserted itself into the lungs of a person who was innocently enjoying a nice dish of bat and rice, Republicans have figured out that it was manufactured by the Chinese and it’s being spread to good Christian rurals by hordes of sniffling refugees or dropped from the clammy hands of sickly black people who can’t take a day off their menial jobs waiting on whites.
“We’re all in this together” is just liberal spit-balling. Blame it on the dark people. That’s the patriot way.
"The Covid is spreading," Patrick said, "particularly, most of the numbers are with the unvaccinated and the Democrats like to blame Republicans on that. Well, the biggest group in most states are African Americans who have not been vaccinated."
"The last time I checked over 90 percent of them vote for Democrats.”
Yep, that’s right. Black people are getting the ‘rona and passing it on to unvaccinated white people who are just trying to exercise their freedoms and that is practically a part of the Democratic party platform. Plus, as Governor Abbott said right before he had to quarantine, Central American immigrants are massing up at the border to spread the virus throughout the land, especially to Republican states. While these immigrants are not yet technically Democrats, since they aren’t citizens, each of them is given a fake ballot marked for Joe Biden in case they aren’t deported by 2024, and instructed to go to Walmart and sneeze as much as they can.
So, when a white person gets the virus, it is not because he’s vaccine-hesitant, having watched too many YouTube videos saying Fauci has a collection of kiddie porn, or that he refers to the bug as “the Chinese Communist Party Virus” and refuses to be intimidated by it. It’s because that black guy behind the buffet at the local Golden Corral coughed into the tortilla soup.
Some people have said that what Patrick is saying is rudely racist and wrong, but it appeals to the Republican base, who don’t want to get vaccinated or wear masks, except maybe around black people. His boss, the Governor of Texas, who has covid, has not been seen with a non-white person since 2017, so we’re not sure where he got his covid from, but it certainly wasn’t in a room full of white people yelling and snotting on each other about election fraud. Couldn’t be.
So instead of thinking about the virus as a plague that doesn’t care about politics, whether it escaped from a Chinese lab or just inserted itself into the lungs of a person who was innocently enjoying a nice dish of bat and rice, Republicans have figured out that it was manufactured by the Chinese and it’s being spread to good Christian rurals by hordes of sniffling refugees or dropped from the clammy hands of sickly black people who can’t take a day off their menial jobs waiting on whites.
“We’re all in this together” is just liberal spit-balling. Blame it on the dark people. That’s the patriot way.
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