Call me a callous skeptic if you will, but I just couldn't see how twenty-two terrorist camps and 14 dolphin rapes go completely unreported by the lamestream media. Fortunately, we have theWorld Net Daily and this brave poster to keep us alert to these dangers.
According to the sources I researched, the terrorist camps are all operated by Muslims of America, described as a "shadowy front group" for Jammat Al Fuqra, which itself is a shadowy front group, about which the only thing we know for sure is that it has a name that is way harder for Americans to pronounce than the MOA's. MOA describes itself as a group devoted to the well-being of "indigenous American Muslims" and purports to save many of its adherents, who are mostly black ex-convicts who converted to Islam in prison, from lives of drug abuse and continued criminal activities.
Now if you're black, an ex-convict and a Muslim in America, you are in a tough spot. The demand for your skills in the current job market is low. Until the economy improves, you might as well go camping. One of these camps has been around since the eighties. Thirty years of laying low before striking a terrorist blow shows a lot of patience. Some of the original members are too arthritic to even strap on a suicide vest anymore, it is rumored, and have to carry their cache of C-4 in the box of tissues they keep in their walkers.
The Conservative Tribune also chimes in on the subject of terrorist camps, and it finds twenty-three of them. Along with these mind-shattering revelations, the article also posts this very interesting map. Despite the author's insistence that the camps are all operated by the MOA and are located in remote rural areas, the map shows what seems to be way more than twenty-three terror operations, all operated by extra-national terrorists and all located in big cities. Enjoying the beaches and balmy weather of my adopted home town of San Diego is the Algerian Armed Islamic Group, while up the road in LA, Hamas and Al Gama'at Al Islamiyya plot to destroy Tinseltown, and maybe get their own star on the Walk of Fame while they're at it. The real sophisticates in the terror game, Al Qaeda and Abu Sayyat, hang their checkered rag headdresses in the Bay area.
And that's just California. Everybody in the terror industry has a franchise in New York City, natch. Hamas maintains a stranglehold on Kansas and Oklahoma, which the other terrorists probably feel they are welcome to, at least if they share my opinion of those states. Islamic Jihad said to themselves "If we're going to rain death upon the infidels, we might as well start in Disney World," and opened shop in Orlando.
All in all, the American way of life seems to be exposed to multiple savage Islamic dangers. If we think we enjoy heavily-armed lunatics shooting up schools and movie theaters every other week now, just wait until these guys get their acts together. No one will be safe.
But if you think you want to just quit worrying about terrorists, and a nice relaxing swim in the ocean would help, you might just end up one of the fourteen Americans who gets raped by dolphins every year. Looks like I've run out of space here, though, so this post will have to have a Part Two.