This is the Padres' year.
I always carry an umbrella—just in case.
The fastest way to get anywhere? Take the 805.
I've never been to Sea World.
The bar here only has one beer on tap.
I don't really have a favorite taco shop.
My gardener doesn't speak Spanish.
This is the Chargers' year.
I've never been to Tijuana.
You're wearing a hoodie with shorts? That's weird.
You're going to the river? What river?
All my grandparents were born in San Diego.
Any sunscreen will do. The SPF doesn't matter.
I don't know anybody who's had cosmetic surgery.
Don't take the subway at night.
Who puts fish in a taco? That's disgusting.
There's a strip mall in my neighborhood that doesn't have a Mexican restaurant or a sushi bar.
I love living here, but nobody in my family ever wants to come visit me.
LA's the place.