Press secretary Karoline Leavitt signaled a new White House strategy on the Trump/ Epstein controversy by saying, “Only the most stable of geniuses could land his name on a list that doesn’t exist.”
She added, “President Trump has a history of signal accomplishments which don’t necessarily mesh with reality but nonetheless resonate with his base. A Wall paid for in pesos, a gold jet from Qatar, a firm command of the dietary preferences of pet-eating immigrants, a willingness to feed Hispanics to alligators—these are all examples of things that may or may not happen, or did or did not happen.
“The Epstein list, which doesn’t exist, may or may not have the President’s name on it, but if it does or it doesn’t, there’s no proof that the President pedophiled with Epstein, who definitely was not murdered in his cell during the three minutes of surveillance tape that for sure doesn’t exist. There’re all kinds of reasons for wealthy Florida neighbors to contact each other. Tips on landscapers or pool maintenance, for example, could have been exchanged. They fell out years ago, over a real estate deal or maybe because Epstein wanted to date Ivanka when she was fifteen. The President had dibs on his own daughter, and Epstein felt his wrath. That probably didn’t happen, but if it did, the President was wholly justified in never flying on Epstein’s jet again, even if that did accidentally happen no more than six or seven times.”
When a member of the fake media pointed out that her statement made less sense than Trump’s mathematically impossible promise of price reductions in pharmaceuticals, Leavitt snapped, “Ever hear of a guy named Schrodinger, bitch?” and walked away from the podium.
She added, “President Trump has a history of signal accomplishments which don’t necessarily mesh with reality but nonetheless resonate with his base. A Wall paid for in pesos, a gold jet from Qatar, a firm command of the dietary preferences of pet-eating immigrants, a willingness to feed Hispanics to alligators—these are all examples of things that may or may not happen, or did or did not happen.
“The Epstein list, which doesn’t exist, may or may not have the President’s name on it, but if it does or it doesn’t, there’s no proof that the President pedophiled with Epstein, who definitely was not murdered in his cell during the three minutes of surveillance tape that for sure doesn’t exist. There’re all kinds of reasons for wealthy Florida neighbors to contact each other. Tips on landscapers or pool maintenance, for example, could have been exchanged. They fell out years ago, over a real estate deal or maybe because Epstein wanted to date Ivanka when she was fifteen. The President had dibs on his own daughter, and Epstein felt his wrath. That probably didn’t happen, but if it did, the President was wholly justified in never flying on Epstein’s jet again, even if that did accidentally happen no more than six or seven times.”
When a member of the fake media pointed out that her statement made less sense than Trump’s mathematically impossible promise of price reductions in pharmaceuticals, Leavitt snapped, “Ever hear of a guy named Schrodinger, bitch?” and walked away from the podium.
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