"The men in the office where I work are a bunch of pencil-d*cks, and all my husband wants to to stuff his face with Cheetos and yell at the kids. I really need some fresh salsa on my taco, if you know what I'm saying. And bring a friend, if you have one."
She admits to being "a little bit c*ck-eyed," but adds "That's a good thing, lol." She brags that she's "built to take a pounding," and says her ideal man would "last longer than Sunday Bible school." But the most important thing she's looking for in a discreet lover is "A GUY WHO DOESN'T ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS!" (caps hers).
If you do decide to dally with her, and you are the inquisitive type, you'll probably get lied to, though. It's tough to break old habits.